Thoughts for the week
From the delightfully twisted mind of Stephen Wright..
I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wakeup letter.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?
It doesn’t matter what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.
Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers.
The other day, I went to a tourist information booth and asked, “Tell me about some of the people who were here last year.”
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I’m leaving.
I went for a walk last night and my girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, “The whole time.”
Ballerinas are always on their toes. Why don’t they just get taller ballerinas?
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