Thoughts for the week
From the delightfully twisted mind of Stephen Wright..
I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wakeup letter.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?
It doesn’t matter what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.
Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers.
The other day, I went to a tourist information booth and asked, “Tell me about some of the people who were here last year.”
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I’m leaving.
I went for a walk last night and my girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, “The whole time.”
Ballerinas are always on their toes. Why don’t they just get taller ballerinas?
CLIA expands trade support with expedition event
Qatar Airways adding Manchester flights
Jet2 unveils Samos as new Greek destination for summer 2026
EU entry-exit system delayed again
ATC strike in Greece could disrupt flights this week