December 20 has been earmarked as the date for this year’s Alternatives, the travel industry awards you might not want to win.
Last year’s victims, er, sorry, we mean winners include John McEwan, Mike Greenacre and our very own Graham McKenzie, who won the Y Factor award for his fabulous rendition of Fly Me to the Moon.
The December event was all in a good cause and raised £26,000 for two charities, Childline and the Royal Marsden.
Put this year’s date in your diary as a reminder to book a table…or to leave the country.
Here is a list of last year’s winners:
Award 1 The Pakistan Tourist Board fixing award
Manuel Masceranhas
Pali Badwal
Jonny Pollard
Winner Manuel Mascerenhas
Award 2 Super Injunction Award
Lee Hills
Ian scott
Charlotte Black
Jonny Pollard
Winner Ian Scott
Award 3 Phone hacking award
Steven Freudman and house of lords
Roger and chris
jonny pollard and his solicitor
Winner RogerAllard and Chris Photi
Award 4 The Twitter Twat and facebook Bore Award
Sarah Mason Parker
Casey Mead
John Mcewan
Shaun hinds
Jonny Pollard
Winner John Mcewan
Award 5 Disaster Chef Award
Dermot Blastland
Debbie
Tom Knopek
Jonny Pollard
Winner Tom Knopek
Award 6 Best Looter Award
Francis Riley
Manny Fontenlanovoa
Mike Greenacre
Jonny Pollard
winner Mike Greenacre
Award 7 Trust Me, I’m a Trip Advisor Award
Paul Riches
Oliver Brendon
Roger Allard
Andrew Mabbutt
winner Andrew Mabbutt, Lucy Mills, Sandra Moore
Award 8 The Insecure and Needy Bastard Award
Chris Lee
Trevor Davis
Matt Cheevers
Jonny Pollard
Winner Chris Lee
Award 9 The Best Movember Award
Andy Washington
Graham McKenzie
Kylie Mather
Denise Degroot
Marie Moore
Simon Johnson
Francis Riley
Lee Hills
Jonny Pollard
Chris Bradshaw
Alan Murray
Basia Kolosinska
Winner everyone EXCEPT Jonny Pollard
Award 10 Y Factor
Lorraine Barnes-Burton
Graham McKenzie
Winner Graham McKenzie
To see Graham’s winning performance, click here
