Christmas quotes
Saturday, 21 Dec, 2005
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“Why is Christmas just like a day in the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit”
“I once bought my kids a packet of batteries with a note saying, toys not included”
“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.”
“Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.”
“Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.”
Graham Muldoon
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