Another test story - DO NOT PUBLISH

This is another test story in an attempt to remember what I was told this morning by Lisa.

Despite her best efforts to drill home relatively simple instructions, the memory is not what is used to be, with my brain taking on characteristics of a goldfish

George, 8, who resides in a bowl in Reading, Berks, sympathised.

"It’s awful having a terrible memory," he said, before adding "it’s awful having a terrible memory."

By Steve Jones, Contributing Editor